-> "I Use Bowling Balls"
Original Song Title:
"I Eat Cannibals"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Use Bowling Balls"
The Lyrics
I use bowling balls
Black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls
I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls
What can you do
on rolls of 2
Strike strike, spare it up
I'm never gonna stop
Making a strike
Make pins goodbye
Oh no, gutterball
Use 2 chances and that's all
Oh, I use bowling balls
balck-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls
I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls
Colors to spice
How much the price?
Knocking pins of ten
Do it all again
sizes to dish
I can't resist
sporting recipe
What I play is good for me
Oh, I use bowling balls
Black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls
I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls
All I wanna do
Make a strike out of you
Nothing to compare
With my kind of spare
Got a roller for my love
(strike, strike, spare it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all i'm thinkin' of
(oh no, gutterball, use 2 chances and that's all)
Which hand would you throw?
(knocking pins of ten, do it all again)
To send the pins home
(I use bowling balls)
I don't need no softball game
No football to run all the way
I rally to the alley where the pins are
can't you see
I'm not into frisbee platters
bowling balls is all that matters
You're the kind of ball
who puts the 300 in me
I use bowling balls
black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls
I use bowling balls
they're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls
Striking, sparing, any size you're wearin'
Green, red and blue and sometimes even wacky, too
tonight, today, can you roll it which way?
Don't drop, don't shake, there's a bag that you can take
Green, red and blue and sometimes even wacky, too
Tonight, today, cann you roll it which way?
Don't drop, don't shake, there's a bag that you can take
speed up, slow down, knock all 10 pins downtown
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