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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be A Square"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Around"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Be A Square"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I Wanna Be A Square,
'Cause squares get the cool chicks,
They grab all their sympathy,
And sympathy is the key, I know
They feel sorry for, the nerd by the door,
Who's kickin' the floor, like me
Too scared of romance,
To catch a girl's glance,
Just too shy, he won't try,
But that's why...
I Wanna Be A Square,
Altho' it sounds crazy,
I'll take what the dice have tossed
'Cause just when they think I'm lost...I'm found
And that Clicky guy who thinks
He has the perfect plan,
A little later on will be an "Also Ran'
When his dream girl picks this square,
To hold, and hang a......round
'Cause squares get the cool chicks,
They grab all their sympathy,
And sympathy is the key, I know
They feel sorry for, the nerd by the door,
Who's kickin' the floor, like me
Too scared of romance,
To catch a girl's glance,
Just too shy, he won't try,
But that's why...
I Wanna Be A Square,
Altho' it sounds crazy,
I'll take what the dice have tossed
'Cause just when they think I'm lost...I'm found
And that Clicky guy who thinks
He has the perfect plan,
A little later on will be an "Also Ran'
When his dream girl picks this square,
To hold, and hang a......round
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Once again, as Huey Lewis And The News sang back in the 80's, "It's Hip To Be Square" !
I wanna be a square almost sounds like something from Tony Bennett's era, although of course Tony would NEVER say that - nice one AFW - 555
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