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Song Parodies -> "Hey Bernie"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Mickey"

Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Bernie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Go Bernie you so fine, you so fine you blow mind,
Hey Bernie,
Hey Bernie
(Repeat 3X)

You play with them all night and that’s a little long
You claim that its all right but we know it’s just wrong
You turn off the light and you molest them in your home,

You’re telling them to chill when they scream “Please Don’t!”
This makes my stomach ill, Bernie, Please, Bernie, don’t
Every night they’re in your house all alone,

Oh Bernie, you’re so pervy, you don’t understand
You rip those boys apart when touch them with your hand
Oh you Bernie, you’re so pervy, can’t you understand?
Its Coaches Like You, Bernie
Oh what you do Bernie, do Bernie
Don’t touch my kids, Bernie

Hey Bernie!

Now you must be thinking, “Who’s Ever gonna know?
Every time you see them, you want a little more show
You know that they can sue cause they said No!

You Lure them in your home anyway you can
You do what you do so you can feel like a man
Oh please, Bernie, Please, don’t leave them in the den,


Bernie (eight times)

Go Bernie you so fine, you so fine you blow mind,
Hey Bernie,
Hey Hey
Hey Bernie

Hey Hey

Go Bernie you so fine, you so fine you blow mind,
Hey Bernie,
Hey Hey
Hey Bernie

(Chorus X3)

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Jonathan - July 24, 2013 - Report this comment
truly touching! 444

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