(chorus of nick haters)
oh nicky you're so lame,I can't even say your name,hey nicky,hey nicky(repeat 4 times)

(me)hey nicky...
you used to be so cool,with all those quirky shows
you used to be the best station I ever saw
now all of your new shows suck,so can't you stop it now,nicky?

there's so many stupid shows about young teenage girls
like zoey 101 or unfabulous
they both suck all the same,so take they off the air nicky.

oh nicky,it's a pity you don't understand
that you think crappy humor is gonna get you ratings
oh nicky what happened,you used to be so cool
but lokk at ya now,nicky,I hate you now nicky,now nicky,you really suck,nicky

hey nicky..
the worst crap you have is that kappy mikey show
you think pseudo-anime is gonna make you gold
you really need to change,or you will fall,nicky.

I'd rather pull my eye-balls right off of my face
than sit through something like the stuff that you displace
so if you want more fans,then go back to your roots,nicky

oh nicky,you're a pity,you don't understand
that people won't actually do that let's just play junk
oh nicky you're naive,what's you gonna do
to make your station better,to make it good,nicky,good,nicky,it really sucks nicky

(resprise of the beginning,until fade)