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Song Parodies -> "Funky Cool Madonna"

Original Song Title:

"Funky Cold Medina"

Original Performer:

Tone Loc

Parody Song Title:

"Funky Cool Madonna"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I've written this "Funky Cold Medina" parody about Madonna back in 1991. I tried many ways to get this song noticable. I preformed it at Karaoke's and strange guys enjoyed every moment of it. It was great but not good enough. I tried to get this song published a long time ago but didn't know how to do it. My family was always way too busy to help me out, probably because they didn't think my parody would have been a huge success. Maybe I could have sent it to radio station Z100 in New York City but for some reason I had a feeling it wouldn't work out well because they would probably ignore my song or say that it's too long because when it came to the Z Morning Zoo, they would spoof off other people's songs mostly by going no further than one verse. Don't ask Elvis Duran why, because its only a waste of time. Maybe I should have send my song to Weird Al Yankovic since he is always great at parodies but for some reason, I didn't. It could be that he already spoofed off another Tone Loc song or Weird Al probably would have been pissed off at me because he probably would have thought I was copying him or being a Weird Al wannabe. This is way before I knew anything about the AmIRight website. Especially, that I don't know what year it made its debut. Not to mention before I met my wife. Especially, that she has more experience with computers, talent and success than I do. Well, better late than never. I doubt if anybody is going to be interested in it, but like I learned in an old commercial once, the only risk is not taking one. So, what have I got to lose but time? Well, here goes nothing and I hope and pray it will be something.
Yo! There's something I love to tell you all. Hit it!

Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, dum, Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-dum . Ha-ha,dum. Ha-ha-dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.

Hey listen everybody. There's this girl that I adore and she's been very popular since 1984.

She's a very hot dancer and a gorgeous singer too. Her life got better ever since she broke up with guess who?

She makes a lot of records and she has so many fans. The clothing that she wears is really absolutely cool Man.

She's fun and more outgoing than my ex-girlfriend Sondra. The girl that I'm so wild about is Funky Cool Madonna.

Dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha-dum, Funky Cool Madonna. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha-dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.

To me she's a great actress and to others, they think not. But the type of characters that she plays I know she's really hot.

In the movie Dick Tracy, she played Breatheless Mahoney. The way she acted and sang with the girls was no baloney.

She made another movie. Who's That Girl was the name. She got even with fugitives by playing her own game.

She acts a lot better than Lorne Greene who starred in Bonanza. No other actor can ever top Funky Cool Madonna.

Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. Almost everybody loves her Man. Michael Jackson loved her. George Michael loves her. Sean Penn used to love her and I love her too Man. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.

The music video she made that was banned from M.T.V. was called Justify My Love because it's way too sexy.

I never saw her video, but I like to one day and once I get to watch it, I'll decide if it's yay or nay.

In the song she didn't sing much. She was acting like a slut, but if she was naked in the film, then I love to see her butt.

Don't matter if the song's good. It's the girl that I'm so fond of. To me I love it when it's done by Funky Cool Madonna.

Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. They can't ban a Madonna video that I like. She is the hottest and coolest chick there is. Ha-ha, dum. All right. Let's break it down with some Madonna mixes right here Man.

Madonna: Ow. Ow.

Chorus: Ah-ahhh-ah.

Madonna: Can't see. Whee-whee. Spank me.

Chorus: Hanky panky.

Madonna: Ow. Ow.

Chorus: Ah-ahhh-ah.

Madonna: Can't see. Whee-whee. Clouds Disappear.

Dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum-dum-dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum-dum-da-dum.

I like the songs she sings. I think that they're the tops. Like Angel, True Blue, Material Girl and don't forget Dress You Up.

She also sings in Spanish and don't forget English too. All the songs that she performs are original and new.

They're all played on the radio. Even on T.V. and all the kinds of moves she does is deifinitly for me.

When she performs for her fans, she makes the world go round a. I always have and I always will love Funky Cool Madonna.

Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. That's who I love the best of them all Man. Dum, Funky Cool Madonna. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.

Madonna: That's right!

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Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Mind-numbing job, not to be attempted by the less skillful. Once at karaoke, I ad-libbed a perfect parody of this one. Sadly, I was under the influence at the time and can only remember bits and pieces of what may have been my magnum opus. Tremendous! ;D
John Lomain - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This was good. Al doesn't take submissions from others anyway. It's tough getting funny music to be popular nowadays unfortunately, even if it ends up on Demento it won't necessarily sell well due to the genre going out over more recent years

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