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Song Parodies -> "Butt Callin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Callin'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pocket Dialing or Butt Dialing is a growing nuisance to cell phone users and 911. Last year 84 million butt calls were made to 911!!!
She's a teen girl, loves phone drama
Loves her iPhone and Verizon too
She's a cool girl, livin' off her parents
Loves wild parties and shaggin' fools

At the Mall in the tech mecca
Clings to her cell, never caught off guard
She loves her tech toy, usually attached to her ear
But sometimes that toy from her ear does part

Pocket thrust, butt callin'
Shifts butt, butt callin'

Get a call early 3:30 in the morning
Can't hear though I listen hard
Hear shuffling, odd noises , as I repeat "Hello?"
Then a rude sound... was that a fart???

It's her butt, butt callin'
That freakin' slut, butt callin'

Butt callin', ain't it appallin'?
No crime , but
Butt callin'... answered for nothin'

Maybe she'll shift and call 911
They'll call her back, what a surprise
I'm surprised she isn't on it squawkin'
Unlimited calling, without it she'd die !

Askin' too much. Stop butt callin'
Hangin' up, to butt callin'

Back to sleep, ringing... stallin'
Damn! Butt callin'
Let me be!
No more butt callin'... please...

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
A great target for satire.

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