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Song Parodies -> "Free Agent"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin"

Parody Song Title:

"Free Agent"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

a free agent is someone on a pro sports team and either is not liked or get kicked off the team and he becomes a free agent
on a good team full of pros yeah
they have talent and there very cool too
there good players good at basket ball
can shoot good and dribble good too

its a long day playing at practice
i cant play right my shots were off the mark
im a bad boy cause every shot i took i missed it
im a bad boy now im off the team

now im a free
a free agent

yeah im a freeee
free agent

all the umpires strike me out in baseball
cant pitch right or make it too first base
and im a bad boy for messing up in football
cause on my good team couldnt even run a yard

And Im free, free agent
Yeah Im free, free agent
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im

i wanna retire my big old jersey
they wont even write my name in magazines
wanna retire just like brett favre did
wanna leave the sport for a while

wanna be a free free agent
yeah im a free
free agent

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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unCollaredKitten - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I 've been a 'free agent' ~coyote roamin'~ for quite awhile now . . . Oh, those lucky, but collared, kennel dogs have good benefits!
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing... maybe I don't know the song as well as I think... Three 5's and a find a home soon card to Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson.

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