She’s a big girl, only wears pajamas
Loves Cheez-Its, Cherry Garcia too
She’s a big girl, has a huge ol’ pelvis
She’s swallowed horses, and eats her boyfriend’s shoes

It’s a long day when she hasn’t had a burrito
They’re on a freeway, straight to her heart
I’m a bad boy cause I might not even miss her
I should be sad boy, but she smells like a fart

She’s always meat… meat nawin’
Yea she’s meat… meat nawin’

All the campfires, roasting marshmallows
Smell moves westbound on Ventura Boulevard
She can smell s’mores from out of her windows
And I feel the hurls, cause she still smells like farts

And she’s meat… meat nawin’
Yea she’s meat… meat nawin’
Meat nawin’ now she’s meat nawin’
Now she’s meat nawin, always meat nawin’

All the people, that live in Holland
Once made her the world’s largest pie
She nawed it, until it was nothin
Now she’s nawin’ on that pie in the sky

She was meat nawin’ now always meat nawin
Yea she meat nawed it now she meat nawed it.