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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Vote Red"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Back Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Vote Red"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This is the second of two submissions related to the same indecisiveness of humor. Now go vote on both of these songs.
(Verse 1)
Well, I won’t vote red
No, I won’t vote red
You can say the market is doing fine
But I won’t vote red
No, I’ll stop the spread
Then I can’t be dead
I support that cops have no place to tread
So that all are fed
And I won’t vote red

(Chorus)
I won’t vote red
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote red
Hey I, will not take dread
And I won’t vote red

(Verse 2)
Well I know enough
Facebook told me stuff
In a time where feelings are never misled
I will stop the spread
And I won’t vote red

(Chorus)
I won’t vote red
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote red
Hey, I will not take dread
(I won’t vote red)
And I won’t vote red

(Instrumental Break)

(Outro)
I won’t vote red
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote red
Hey, I won’t vote red
I won’t vote red
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote red
Hey, I will not take dread
(I won’t vote red)
And I won’t vote red
(I won’t vote red)
No, I won’t vote red
Enjoy the debates. Btw, as an act of consideration, if someone else wants to post a song called "I won't vote green", go for it. I will not write it, nor will I post it.

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SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Great rewrite. And I voted for Joe Biden by absentee ballot just yesterday. Even though I sadly never got to see Tom Petty live, last year I saw the cowriter/co-producer of this song and the 'Full Moon Fever' album, Jeff Lynne. That's right, I saw Electric Light Orchestra (now it's 'Jeff Lynne's ELO') and before the show the PA was playing songs from the various and diverse artists that Jeff worked with in his long career. 'Cheer Down', 'You Got It', 'Free As a Bird', etc. and this OG got the crowd singing. We were stoked and the evening was excellent like this parody. As a bonus, our opening act was Dhani Harrison - son of George of the Beatles. Ever heard of them?
SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Also TDS makes my horny!

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