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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Vote Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Back Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Vote Blue"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This is the first of two submissions I will be sending out to gauge the level of humor this site is willing to accept. After seeing a great deal of 1's being voted on recent songs, makes me think how polarizing this site has become. But that is seemingly the norm. I have read counter-arguments to that point. Consider this more of a polling song, cause I'd like to know what's funny now.
(Verse 1)
Well, I won’t vote blue
No, I won’t vote blue
You can boast about your need to protest
But I won’t vote blue
Cause the facts are true
Not the, hate you spew
And biz won’t pay for damage you accrue+
When you think that’s true
And I won’t vote blue

(Chorus)
I won’t vote blue
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote blue
Hey you can tell I’m through
And I won’t vote blue

(Verse 2)
Well I saw the fix
Won’t fall for those tricks
When those mail in ballots making their debut
Makes me want to sue
And I won’t vote blue

(Chorus)
I won’t vote blue
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote blue
Hey you, can tell I’m through
(I won’t vote blue)
And I won’t vote blue

(Instrumental Break)

(Outro)
I won’t vote blue
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote blue
Hey, I won’t vote blue
I won’t vote blue
Hey voter, there’s not a choice you can make
I won’t vote blue
Hey you, can tell I’m through
(I won’t vote blue)
And I won’t vote blue
(I won’t vote blue)
No, I won’t vote blue
+ = biz short for business. In case someone is trying to post the opposite song, too late.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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