[instrumental intro]

What did you make me today?
Hope it is something good to eat
What you put on my plate
Phew! I think this is tainted meat

You know
It blows
It resembles

"Poo" from that pup you kept outside
True, didn't that pup up and die?
Killed that puppy, babe
Put him in his grave
With your bad food

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[lyrics in {brackets} sung to lead guitar notes here]
{It'sawful stuffleaves my stom-achaching}

Food that you serve makes me heave
My stomach turns; should toss it away
What you cook I can't eat
A mistake to eat what's on my plate

I moan
Then groan
Then I said, "Dear

this freaking grub does not taste right
Gag when I chew; spit out each bite
It tastes yucky, babe
Looks like puppy waste
It looks like "poo' "

[longer instrumental break]
[sing {bracketed} lyrics during instrumental to lead guitar notes]
{Itlooks like "poo"it sure doit looks like dog "doo"}
{Itsure tastes screwedwhat'd yah dodid yah feed me dog food?}

It's so
Awful
I won't eat, dear

It's awful stuff; on it – won't dine
Tastes like it came from a dog's behind
This stuff's yucky, babe
I won't eat today
Won't eat this goo

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[bracketed lyrics sung to lead guitar notes out to end fade]

{Iwill not eatthis bad foodit tasteslike dog food}
{Andworse than thatit smellslike a dog's "poo"}
{Mise---rable fareit tastejust like gruel}
{Some---one who eatsthis crapis a fool}
{Wheredid you get.this fromtoilet stool?}
{Realawful farewon't eat thisit stinks, P.U.}
{Ithink this junksmells just likea cesspool}