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Song Parodies -> "Free Ballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Free Ballin'"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

this song is about a bloke i know who doesnt wear undies.. quite simple really
Free Ballin'
Feel a good breeze, love the airflow
I'd love g-strings, but they're not as cool
As a good breeze, grazin' my goolies
Love feelin' the air on my jewels

It's a long day when you're wearin' undies
It's not a free day, when you're runnin' in your jocks
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even wear 'em
I'm a bad boy for goin' without

And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'

And all you people don't know what you're missin'
It's so cramped down near your private parts
While all the bad boys are struttin' round jockless
All the good boys are home with muffled farts

And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm

Want air to glide down over my goolies
I wanna burn all your undies in a fire
Gonna free ball out into nothin'
Gonna drown your undies in the Nile

And I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm)
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm)...
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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 16

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Blethar - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great words, but I didn't know the pacing-so I gave it a 5 anyways! Not that I go commando much..._>
aoid - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ew!
Rukia - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
At some point in time, I may end up wanting to make a parody of Free Fallin', may I use these lyrics?
will - August 01, 2013 - Report this comment
All the good boys are home with muffled farts. Thats priceless. Really a clever funny line. Nice work.

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