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Song Parodies -> "In-No-vem-ber-You-Will-Be-Mine/Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"867-5309/Jenny"
Original Performer:
Tommy Tutone
Parody Song Title:
"In-No-vem-ber-You-Will-Be-Mine/Kerry"
Parody Written by:
Jay W
The Lyrics
I can't wait until these two debate: Linguistic master vs. Texas hold'em poker allusions.
Kerry! Kerry! Who can Bush turn to?
Gives us a soldier's hand to hold on to
Now you see, he took a dutiful tour
And sees your name and number were AWOL.
Kerry has got your number
Can't you de-fuse this mine?
Kerry will tell ye numbskull,
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine!
Kerry had to hurl grenades
You don't know it, but he's much like your pappy
You hope he'll fall just like Gore, but he's got more nerve.
Think about the implications and you'll be disturbed.
Kerry will seek Osama
You gave a half-assed try
We naver asked for Saddam
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine!
He's got 'em, He's got 'em, He's got the decorations all.
He's got 'em, He's got 'em, for a Bronze Star and some Purple Hearts call...
Kerry has got your number
Trash you debating time
Kerry will make you humbler
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine!
Kerry who can I turn to?
For the price of a life
I would rather turn to you.
Gives us a soldier's hand to hold on to
Now you see, he took a dutiful tour
And sees your name and number were AWOL.
Kerry has got your number
Can't you de-fuse this mine?
Kerry will tell ye numbskull,
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine!
Kerry had to hurl grenades
You don't know it, but he's much like your pappy
You hope he'll fall just like Gore, but he's got more nerve.
Think about the implications and you'll be disturbed.
Kerry will seek Osama
You gave a half-assed try
We naver asked for Saddam
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-mine!
He's got 'em, He's got 'em, He's got the decorations all.
He's got 'em, He's got 'em, for a Bronze Star and some Purple Hearts call...
Kerry has got your number
Trash you debating time
Kerry will make you humbler
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine
In-No-vem-ber-you-will-be-miiiine!
Kerry who can I turn to?
For the price of a life
I would rather turn to you.
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Nice effort. I wish there grading system here at Amiright that allowed us to judge parodies that aren't supposed to be funny on their particular merits, such as getting their point across. You do! Thanks
I dunno, I thought it was ok; any parody supporting Kerry (or Dean or any democrat for that matter) is fine with me.
PK, if you liked it just give it fives; it's pretty simple. I kinda hate all politicians but this was fun to read
Thanks all.
I'm not a big fan of Bush, I can tell you that... But Kerry is an asshole... Did you know that he went back a few years after the Vietnam war and recorded those "war tapes"? Damn politicians...all of them...they'll do anything to get elected... glad it's over...
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