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Song Parodies -> "0113-5809"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tune

Parody Song Title:

"0113-5809"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is all I have to say!
Hey

Donny, Donny, who can you turn to?
You need a lawyer, who will defend you
Don’t get a guy who’s like … the others before
Who thinks you acted perfect … on the call

Donny you got your number
soon you’ll be doing time
Donny this is your number
011-35-809 (x4)

Donny, Donny, why can’t you just see?
The walls are closing and it sucks if you ain’t free
You’ve been arrested before, they were much deserved
You’ve got some imagination, and very disturbed

Donny you got your number
soon you’ll be doing time
Donny this is your number
011-35-809 (x2)

you got it, you got, you got it
and now your mugshots on the wall
you got it, you got, you got it
gonna do time, … For a perfect call!

Donny you got your number
soon you’ll be doing time
Donny this is your number
011-35-809 (x2)

Donnie, Donnie, who will defend you?
011-35-809

When you’re there doing time some will still be lovin’ you

011-35-809

011-35-809
011-35-809
011-35-809
011-35-809
5809
011-35-809
5809
011-35-809
5809
011-35-809

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Pacing: 1.2
How Funny: 1.2
Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 41

Voting Breakdown

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eel deal - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
the only genuine vote is the 555 from eel. i knew someone else would also parody the Tutone song because it's so perfect for the subject!

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