I saw an ad today on satellite
For keeping lonely people warm at night
Warmer than fire, if I'm right
For lonely sods it's a delight

Any sod can make of it some use
It's got silicone vaginal juice
And you can't deny or lie
Its dick is hooked up to Wi-Fi

Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And it can give it to you if you're bothered and you're hot
Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And baby you can turn it on, baby you can turn it on

That teledildonics shit has nothing on this.

Now don't get it wrong, it'll do you no harm
That bot's made for lovin' and it'll shoot you far
Fully coded to make its owner ignite
So much they'll be holding it tight

It'll make you explode although, you know,
the default rhythm looks rather slow
I'm sure they've gotten claims from those
who say that robots are all that

Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And it can give it to you if you're bothered and you're hot
Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And baby you can turn it on

It can give you more and more and even count up the score
You can turn it upside down and inside out
Although it's not quite the real deal
It can give it to you fairly frequently because it's a robot
It's a sex bot, aw yeah

Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And it can give it to you if you're bothered and you're hot
Sex bot, sex bot, it's a sex bot
And baby you can turn it on