If you're drinking
And everyone can see you're shrinking
From the awful concoction

I'll provide you a recipe
That isn't leaking
From an armadillo's vein

But if your straw
Your straw has been broken
So your drink's leakin' like a sieve

And your umbrell--
Umbrella is pokin'
Up your nose with each shot you heave

Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, whoa
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, don't you know
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink

If you're flying
Cause everybody else is buying
But they economize

So the cheap stuff you splatter
Like a baby crying
As you pound it all inside

You say no more
You've sworn "hell" and "dammit"
As your wife swoons into the tray

Your mind is blown
Unknown, you erase it
Being Zorro's a bar away

Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, whoa
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, don't you know
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink

You're on the floor
You're pouring right through it
And you're fine till you roll away

This bout is thrown
You've flown through a window
But the iron bars are in the way

Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, whoa
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, don't you know
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink, they say
Lime peels improve that Hawaiian drink