Come home tired, what a day I’ve had
Those bad hombres make me so mad
I’ve been making the U.S. great again
So hurry up Stormy, urinate on my skin

So come on baby, do what you’re told
Squat over me and give me the gold
There’s trouble brewing in Kenosha, Wis.
So hurry up Stormy, please won’t you drench me with piss

Urinate on my skin (8X)

I’m in the bunker, an awful sight
‘Cause Black Lives Matter gives me so much fright
Here, Karen, drink twelve Dews for me
We have ways of making you pee

So come on baby, do what you’re told
Squat over me and give me the gold
There’s trouble brewing in Kenosha, Wis.
So hurry up Karen, please won’t you drench me with piss

Urinate on my skin (8X)

Joe Biden’s leading, my chance is gone
I’m proud to say that my girls only needed one John*
But my wife says pee-play makes her go “yuck”
So this November I’ll be out of luck

So come on baby, do what you’re told
Squat over me and give me the gold
There’s trouble brewing in Kenosha, Wis.
Melania dear, please won’t you drench me with piss

Urinate on my skin (8X)