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Song Parodies -> "This Coffee's So Black For Nothing It's Jailed"

Original Song Title:

"The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades"

Original Performer:

Timbuk 3

Parody Song Title:

"This Coffee's So Black For Nothing It's Jailed"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one was inspired by all the "coffee so black that..." jokes at Ed Latimore's twitter feed - or at least it started that way, before it ended up another one of those big dick parody songs I write every now and then.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A nymphomaniac girlfriend, with round firm assets
A second one for breathers, and Tinder dragnets
Playing's going great, and I'm working up a sweat there
I'm hustling alright, juggling the babes
Need coffee so black, it works on inhale
To keep me awake

I've got some cougars paying, for my visitations
Thirteen inch' my gear - babes do love a spear
Rep is doing great, 'less I'm working up a chafe there
I'm hustling alright, kinda depraved
Need coffee more black, to get them all laid
I gotsta get paid

And if my loinderly bliss' been aggrandized
It's a truth that through wear I am circumcised
Every time I mate, I'm reminded I'm a jew there
When playas do right, bed stays unmade
Need coffee so hot, it blackens my veins
Or there be no gain

My nymphomaniac girlfriend, her friends and sisters
I got no time for breathers, and might get blisters
Viagra is just great, 'cept I haven't slept in ages
I'm fightin' the night - let me rephrase
Need coffe so black, some white folks' afraid
A dispatch is made
The hood's in blockade
For nothing it's jailed

© Peter Andersson.

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Big Jim Slade! - July 27, 2019 - Report this comment
He's so big, he puts OTHER black guys to shame!

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