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Song Parodies -> "Freddy's Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades"

Original Performer:

Timbuk 3

Parody Song Title:

"Freddy's Sweater"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

'Tis the Season for Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, and Freddy Kruger
I study dream interpretation
I love my classes
I've got an evil teacher who chants in black masses
Things are going great, 'coz he loaned me Freddy's sweater
I'm causing bad frights, stalking hot babes
They're staying up late thanks to my fingerblades
I love my fingerblades

I found a dumb jock sleeping in Craven Station
When he wakes he'll find his six pack evacuated
His girl is screaming RAPE!! 'Coz she sees my bloody sweater
I'm piercing her eyes, tattooing her face
Her last words were, "Where ...did you get those blades?"
She loved my fingerblades

Well, I'm fifth-degree burned and suburban wise
Gotta watch out for those torch-bearing moms on the fly
Now Heather's on my plate. You know, she'd look hot in my sweater.
She's survived my night frights, earned my good grace
When I retire my gloves, I'll leave her my blades
I'll will her my blades

Eminem intrudes: "Not sorry mama. I always meant to hurt you. I always meant to make you die, 'coz tonight, I'm wearin' Freddy's sweater. I got some.... sklaaaargh!"

Freddy: "Only one per customer, and I'm wearin' it, you rap bastard."

I sliced a tech nerd in science
He naps in classes
I made his ass eat his pocketpal and his mouth eat his glasses
He's dead in his seat, and when the bell rings, he'll be deader
So close your eyes tight,
Or I'll make you wet the bedder
I'm turning tans white
'Coz I'm wearing Freddy's sweater
Never giving up the sweater!

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alvin rhodes - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
scary concept
Yoidy - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Freddy's sweater is green and red, very Christasy, so why not! Thanks for reading!
AFW - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This sweater fits very well...555
The Charnstar - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Freddy is cool as, 5-5-5
Blaydeman - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually Yoidy, Freddy Krueger's sweater was fashioned from the story of the Pied Piper. He would kidnap children by making them follow him by playing music with his flute. He wore a red striped sweater.

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