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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Shrinker"
Original Song Title:
"Doctor! Doctor!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Thompson Twins
Parody Song Title:
"Dr. Shrinker"
Parody Written by:
Chris Frederick
The Lyrics
This is based on the Krofft Supershow segment "Dr. Shrinker", which aired 16 episodes between 1976 and 1977.
He just stood there
With such bad hair
And cackled like a psycho maniac.
It hit me then;
I was five-ten
'Til his ray gun started shrinking me.
Shrinking me... to a shrinkie...
With Brad and B.J. quickly getting short with me.
Dr. Shrinker,
As you see, we're shrinking, shrinking;
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
Just what were you thinking?
I advise
We strategize
How to get back to our normal size.
Boost me up
To that teacup
So I can pee in Shrinker's breakfast tea.
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
We protest this shrinking, shrinking.
So, Dr. Shrinker,
How's that tea you're drinking?
We must find the shrink ray gun,
Change polarity.
We can all help flip the switch,
Regrow and be free.
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
We reversed the shrinking, shrinking.
Now, Dr. Shrinker,
We'll kick your ass, I'm thinking.
Come with me, B.J. and Brad; tie him up and shrink him in his lab.
With such bad hair
And cackled like a psycho maniac.
It hit me then;
I was five-ten
'Til his ray gun started shrinking me.
Shrinking me... to a shrinkie...
With Brad and B.J. quickly getting short with me.
Dr. Shrinker,
As you see, we're shrinking, shrinking;
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
Just what were you thinking?
I advise
We strategize
How to get back to our normal size.
Boost me up
To that teacup
So I can pee in Shrinker's breakfast tea.
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
We protest this shrinking, shrinking.
So, Dr. Shrinker,
How's that tea you're drinking?
We must find the shrink ray gun,
Change polarity.
We can all help flip the switch,
Regrow and be free.
Oh Dr. Shrinker,
We reversed the shrinking, shrinking.
Now, Dr. Shrinker,
We'll kick your ass, I'm thinking.
Come with me, B.J. and Brad; tie him up and shrink him in his lab.
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