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Song Parodies -> "Oh Meow"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Meow"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Spaff recommended giving this OS a try, after his pirate take on it (Blow Me Down), so thanks Spaff......mp3 of the OS temporarily here

I'm famished, mister
feel like some fish
I know if I purr, and rub you with my fur, that you'll fill up my dish
and look at my collar
tattered and torn
I know you will buy me a new one if I seem detached and forlorn

oh meow

whoa oh
I'm so smart

you love me

with all your heart (I'm such a tart)

I guess I'm a schemer
and what's wrong with that?
it's part of the contract that you agreed on when you got you a cat
coz dude I could just leave here
yeah-eah, go on my way
so you'd better impress (and I'm quite the princess) if you want me to stay
oh ooh-oh, oh ooh-oh…ooh-oh


oh oh
I'm so cool

warm my milk

you're such a fool (it's laugh-abool)

oh meow

oh oh
mouse? what mouse?

show me proof…

….he's in this house, before I pounce


and as for young Fido
gimme a break
the dog's such a loser he's licking your shoes fer St Pete's frickin sake
yeah I'll play with your cat toys
because THAT's what it takes
to get me more strokes or some fresh salmon (smoked) or those nice tuna steaks
oh ooh-oh, oh ooh-oh…ooh-oh

oh meow

oh oh
zat the time?

sorry dude

your time's up, I'm
due for naptime

oh meow

oh oh
pimp my mat

plump it up

I don't do that
(coz I'm a cat)

oh meow

(fade to…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

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Total Votes: 15

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Matthias - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr": The sound of Stuart getting some fives
Jack Wilson - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Never fail to make me laugh my ass off, never do. 5s
Tommy Turtle - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Purrfect parody: 9 lives, 3 Fives.
alvin rhodes - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
lots of funny "fe-lines"
AFW - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I cat say enough good things about this parody..litterly great..
Meriadoc - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Best one of the day - you caugh the basic cat personality puuuuurefectly.
Stuart McArthur - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks Matthias - wow, you must have super-hearing or something ;-)

thanks for the compliment Jack :-)

thanks TT and alvin and AFW and Merry
Peregrin - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Grrrrrrrreat work Stu :)
Michael E Cormier - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You know what Tony The Tiger would say about cat parodies? Naw, too easy. Good Work 555
Matthias - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Kinda like a more affectionate Garfield... This was a very cute parody Stuart.
littleCatCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Purrrrfect score, Sir Stuart, The Supreme Allied Commando of Feline Parody!!
Guy - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-O) I like this CATagory of parody writing. You managed to capture purrfectly the psyche of a spoiled feline. Applause.
Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) O sole meow.
Invisible Boy - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved "pimp my mat". A nice take on the pampered and indifferent kitty told with great felicity.
Jack Wilson - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Kristof Robertson - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4O) How'd I miss this? I can imagine your moggy went to the "School For Cats"....wonderful PPOV (Pussy Point Of View) authoring here, mate! 555+
Jeff Reuben - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
As a cat owner, and Simon and Garfieldkel fan, I found this brilliant! Awesome job.
Rob H - November 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny. I like it. My mom would like it. SHE HAS CATS Plural! Lots! Want one? hehehe

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