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Song Parodies -> "Liposuction"
Original Song Title:
"Hyperactive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Thomas Dolby
Parody Song Title:
"Liposuction"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
At the tender age of twelve, I was living in a hell
Just because I ate way too much junk
Should have known I was too big, I was eating like a pig
And my parents knew I had the chunk
But today I'm outta luck, think I need a tummy tuck
'Cause I'm overweight (I'm overweight)
With no willpower at all, and my high cholesterol
They are sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
Won't stop sucking out my
Making me feel bad
Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction from my who knows what
And pretty soon I'll be thin
Excrements out on the floor
Sausages from yesterday
Meats, sweets, lots of treats
And I'm trying to be discreet
'Cause I really love to eat
I'm having a Big Mac attack
I'm having a Big Mac attack
Whopper, Whopper with cheese
They can cut into your flesh
And make one hell of a mess
They will clean it up
Stick the tubes right in your fat
And suck out all of that crap
Now you're trimming up
But there's nothing I can do
'Cause I weigh a ton or two
And I just won't exercise
And I'm eating too much fries
Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction, lose this double chin
Liposuction from my thighs
Liposuction, is it wise?
Liposuction now I'm nice and thin
Just because I ate way too much junk
Should have known I was too big, I was eating like a pig
And my parents knew I had the chunk
But today I'm outta luck, think I need a tummy tuck
'Cause I'm overweight (I'm overweight)
With no willpower at all, and my high cholesterol
They are sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
Won't stop sucking out my
Making me feel bad
Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction from my who knows what
And pretty soon I'll be thin
Excrements out on the floor
Sausages from yesterday
Meats, sweets, lots of treats
And I'm trying to be discreet
'Cause I really love to eat
I'm having a Big Mac attack
I'm having a Big Mac attack
Whopper, Whopper with cheese
They can cut into your flesh
And make one hell of a mess
They will clean it up
Stick the tubes right in your fat
And suck out all of that crap
Now you're trimming up
But there's nothing I can do
'Cause I weigh a ton or two
And I just won't exercise
And I'm eating too much fries
Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction, lose this double chin
Liposuction from my thighs
Liposuction, is it wise?
Liposuction now I'm nice and thin
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Love it! 555 --- and my favorite line, because it matches the corresponding original line so closely in rhyme and meter --- is "I'm having a Big Mac attack " !!!
Gotta agree with Johnny D on this. Fun to sing along with the OS too! 555
Thank you Johnny D and Rick C for not only the comments, but for remembering this forgotten 80's song.
SOTM...I don't know the original...but the Big Mac/Whopper bits made me smile...=)
(SOTM) Havne't heard this one in a loooong time. Your concept fits well with it.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it reads well.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it's funny.
Well done, particularly the "gut/butt/who knows what" grouping.
(SOTM) ^ Pretty much what everyone else has already said. Funny stuff.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM-DKTOSBFP (Don't know original song, but funny parody!)
(SOTM) Uh, this reminds me of those medical procedure shows on TV that make me cringe, but very good rhymes. Exercise is overrated.
SOTM - I had to track down TOS, but it was worth it, very good work here.
Super - have to admit, it was much better than I was expecting (liposuction didn't seem to fit the OS, till I started reading - it worked very well) :-)
(SOTM) See above!
Tell me about your childhood.
More kudos for "gut/butt/who knows what." Also the "willpower at all/cholesterol" line (even though the line right after it seems to have been sucked away.) And the Big Mac and Whopper lines fit really nicely with the original's, don't they? Funny stuff, Squirrelbait.
More kudos for "gut/butt/who knows what." Also the "willpower at all/cholesterol" line (even though the line right after it seems to have been sucked away.) And the Big Mac and Whopper lines fit really nicely with the original's, don't they? Funny stuff, Squirrelbait.
(SOTM) Sorry.. DKTOS, but a good read
What everyone else said; nice read. Never heard the original though.
(SOTM) Thomas Dolby has a unique style, I have found I can't listen to his stuff and work at the same time. I like this parody. 5's
(SOTM) Still fun.
(SOTM) LOL!
SOTM. DKTOS, but very funny, Great visuals of the Intestinal contents.
(SOTM) I had GREAT fun singing along to this!! Bravo...555
(ABC) Still supersized in the funny.
(ABC) "I overeat because I'm depressed and I'm depressed because I overeat - it's a vicious soicle!" according to Fat Bastard. Ah well, imagine how many Big Macs you'll be able to fit in after the liposuction Mikey...mmmmmmmmm - 555
I liked this a lot better the second time around, Mikey. Darkly funny.
This really sucked...in a good way. Now I'm hungry.
Of course there's always dieting and exercising, but who wants to do that? Good job here Mikey!
(ABC3L) See above. Hard to pull off something original when it comes to fat parodies, but you've found a very singular angle, Mikey.
(ABC) Very interesting original song to target Mikey, and talented write . ..pretty cool.
(ABC) Yikes! You're very brave to be going under the knife like that...as for the OS, I think I'll be sticking with "She Blinded Me With Science," but this was a good job.
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