I’m wary of the notions
They're silly science fibs to me
That say our lovely oceans
Will rise and warm unhealthily

So don’t bother me with science
(“Don’t bother me with science.”)
And shove your climatology.

I can't stand their science talk
(Hassle me with science – science.)

Schmience

They’ve inhaled their chemicals
Making up their science- science

Science?
Schmience

The earth is not in motion
The sun it circles round us, see.
Let's a give a big promotion
To those who say the moon is cheese.

Don’t bother me with science
And kiss my rear anatomy.

All this science baffles me
Baffles me with science, science.

“Schmience!”

This is all chicanery!
Bother me with science…schmience.

Let's stick with our emotion
Don't trust in facts that science brings
I'd rather trust a slogan
That propagates my fantasies

Don’t bother me with science
(“Don’t bother me with science”)
Pollution is a friend to me

Good heavens, rising waters, you’re beautiful!

I won’t believe it
Science woes again
Mind’s tidied up and I won’t learn anything
Science talk is tired
Those silly folks
With evolution notions

How I like the words I’ve spoken
Let's trust those chatty pundits willingly
And keep our noggins open
So crap will fill them easily

Mmmm
Don’t be blinded by the science
(Be con-trare-ree to science)

But buy boat for a rising sea