I am robed in white clothes
And buckled jacket to match
I never play hard to get
I’m only playing hard to catch
I think that fighting with others is how all my problems are solved
But they find that what’s inside my mind
There is something that did never evolve

I’m a nutcase
Tasers and spray - I come out and say - “Just make my day”
I’m a nutcase
City in fear - hunting with a spear - keep yourself clear
I’m a nutcase
A nut that won’t crack that’s still as smart as a tack
I’m a nutcase
And while I’m in love with my axe and it’s blade
I’m Laughing like the Jolly Green Giant

I’m into feral and savage acts
And writing parodies
Before I sign any contracts
I think I’d better blow of steam
(ain’t that a fact!)
But in my dreams I’m the king of the linguistic string
So am I an animal?
Does a bear sleep in a cave?
U zet in je kont, baby
(ooo I speak Dutch!)

I’m a nutcase
Tasers and spray - I come out and say - “Just make my day”
I’m a nutcase
City in fear - hunting with a spear - keep yourself clear
I’m a nutcase
A nut that won’t crack that’s still as smart as a tack
I’m a nutcase
And while I’m in love with my flail and it’s spikes
I’m Laughing like the Jolly Green Giant
Ow!

Ding a ling with mood swings
Little child feral king
Hate sex, speak threats
As for your world don’t know a thing
(don’t care to)
I’ve lost all my faith in any gods, heavens or hells
So your world can stick politics
I’ll move to the Amazon, Amazon, why?

I’m a nutcase
Tasers and spray - I come out and say - “Just make my day”
I’m a nutcase
City in fear - hunting with a spear - keep yourself clear
I’m a nutcase
And now the time’s come for the end of my song
It’s got too long
Since I’m a nutcase it has to be said
It was hate made me that way
It was pain made me that way
Their world did make me that way!
Oh, Nutcase!
Ow!

[Instrumental Break]

[Whistling]

Nutcase!