It's sophistry in motion;
They turned their glaring eyes on me.
No warming in the ocean;
No hockey stick anomaly.
But they blinded me with science!
"They blinded me with SCIENCE!"
They failed me in phrenology.

When Gore's talking near to me--
(Talking about science, science!)
"Science!"
I can smell the methane clouds!
(Gassing me with science, science!)
"Science...!"
"Science!"

But it's sophistry in motion;
They tried their blatant lies on me.
No hurricane commotion;
No planet-wide catastrophe.
They blinded me with science!
"They blinded me with SCIENCE!"
They failed me in theology.

When Mann's talking near to me--
(Talking about science, science!)
"Science!"
I can hear flim-flammery!
(Scamming me with science, science!)
"SCIENCE!"

It's sophistry in motion;
And now they're sodomizing me.
Their climate cult devotion;
Apostles of catastrophe--
They blinded me with science!
"They blinded me with SCIENCE!"
They played with terminology.

"Holy balls, Copenhagen clods, you're ravishing!"

Yikes!
I don't believe it!
There they go again!
They tossed their stats so we can't check anything!
All their raw data
Has been thrown out!
It suffered an implosion...

So! It's sophistry in motion;
They turn the evil eye on me.
No temp'rature explosion;
No atmosphere cacophany,
But they blinded me with science!
"They blinded ME with SCIENCE!"
They blinded me with--