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Song Parodies -> "Foot Corns With Grief"

Original Song Title:

"Shoehorn With Teeth"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Foot Corns With Grief"

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The Lyrics

One Week Notice parody for August 17, 2018. OS at What is the One Week Notice challenge? See the Amiright Events portion of this site's homepage to find out!
I got the foot corns, they give me grief
Gotta put my legs up, and relax in my briefs
I got the foot corns, they give me grief
Lord, you know they really sting

I walked a month without socks, forgoed my pair
I did this on purpose
Did it on a dare
I got the foot corns, I am in grief
In Epsom salt bath now soaking

Wished they were on the fingers of my hand
I could slip on some gloves
This didn’t turn as planned
I got the foot corns, I need relief
Little toes got swelled up, while wearing football cleats
I got the foot corns, give me a sheaf
Of aloe so soothing

Saw the ads, there will be a pedi boom
With a new salve cream
Promo'd by Heidi Klum
So now the foot corns, it should be brief
Suffered like the players from Kansas City Chiefs
I got the foot corns, like Lee Van Cleef
In “The Good, The Bad And Ugly”
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - August 17, 2018 - Report this comment
To quote Jeff Reuben: “Every toe has it’s corn”. Funny stuff here buddy! Loved the references even if I didn’t fully understand them. What does a football team and “Good Bad And The Ugly” have to do with foot corns.
Agrimorfee - August 17, 2018 - Report this comment
^^To answer your question--absolutely nothing! Thanks for 555!
Peter Andersson - August 17, 2018 - Report this comment
A tenderfoot writer could never have come up with this idea! Oh, wait...

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