CHORUS 1:
USA's your friend
Well, not your only friend
But we're not overbearing friends
How silly that you don't call us friends
But we are

CHORUS 2:
Pale blue helmet staring across the DMZ
Who will watch over you?
When we pull our troopers out of Seoul
Not to put too fine a point on it
But who will protect you from conquest
When we pull our troopers out of Seoul...

There are no secrets to tell
You way of life sure is swell
We fought to stop Red China sounding out your collective death knell
But you don't know the price to be free
Kept dissin' Dubya B.
When we keep you safe from the guys from R-K-D-P
Moronic plebians!
Such ungrateful insolence it doesn't rest

CHORUS 2
CHORUS 1

There's a madman opposite thee
With plans of global anarchy
Kim Jong Il's tried before and he'll try again, it seems to me
You don't respect Dubya Bush
But you'll be sorry when Kim kicks your tush
Appears to be that our presence is all that forces a push
But where's your gratitude?
You bunch of prudes! Invasion's near!

CHORUS 2

(Just keep at it! We will pull all of our troopers out of Seoul...)

Not to put too fine a point on it
But who will protect you from conquest
When we pull our troopers out of Seoul...

Pale blue helmet staring across the DMZ (Just keep at it!)
Who will watch over you? (We will pull all our troopers)
When we pull our troopers out of Seoul (troopers out of Seoul)