-> "We're Cooking Food"
Original Song Title:
"It's Raining Men"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"We're Cooking Food"
The Lyrics
Hi - Hi - We're you're chefs tonight
And have we got food for you - you better wash hands
Get ready - all you hungry folks
And put those crisps down right now - All right
Potatoes are bubbling - Beef's thawing out
We're cooking up sauces - the pan's the place they go
Because tonight - just like all nights
Whatever time you're thinking of
We're following our cook books
We're gonna start cooking food
We're Cooking Food - Hallelujah! - We're Cooking Food! Amen!
We're going to chop up and peel all our veg
Rinse them, boil them in the pan!
We're Cooking Food! Hallelujah! - We're Cooking Food! Every recipe!
Chips, eggs, beans and ham
Trifle, sponge cake and ice cream
Been to the supermarket, they had loads of food to buy
They phoned their suppliers, who got the groceries to them
They stocked up on vital foods to keep us all well-fed
So that each and every human could have their favourite tea
We're Cooking Food - Hallelujah! - We're Cooking Food! Amen!
We're Cooking Food - Hallelujah!
We're Cooking Food - Amen!
I see steamy water boiling now, about to bubble
Hear the kettle - take it off the heat
Chop up the chocolate, melt it down
Been to the supermarket, they had loads of food to buy
They phoned their suppliers, who got the groceries to them
They stocked up on vital foods to keep us all well-fed
So that each and every human could have their favourite tea
We're Cooking Food - Oh, yes!
Pudding's all done now - cream's getting poured
Dessert's drowned in sauce and we're reaching for a spoon
And tonight - just like all nights
Whatever time you're thinking of
We'll get ready for your order
And we're going to start cooking food
We're Cooking Food - Hallelujah! - We're Cooking Food! Amen!
We're Cooking Food - Hallelujah! - We're Cooking Food! Amen!
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