Song Parodies -> "It�s Raining (Little Green) Men"

Original Song Title:

"It�s Raining Men"

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Original Performer:

"It�s Raining (Little Green) Men"

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The Lyrics

This is a follow up to a previous parody, the events in it take place after those in "Crop Circles Forming On My Farm" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bjthomas12.shtml). I�ve been having a writers block on it but thanx to Jared�s "It�s raining Sven" it went away. :-)

Hi (Hi)
We�re your X-Files cops (Agents)
And we have bad news for all (Shut up and listen!)
Get ready lonely gunmen guys
And bring out your gadgets right now (Right now)

Carl Sagan he is happy (So happy)
Scientologists are low (Subliminally low)
According to armed forces (Who�s forces huh?)
There�s just nowhere to go (You�d better stay inside)

Cause today for the first time (And last)
During a half time break (Half Life ad)
Yeah, this Monday in history
You better skip Ricki Lake (Skip Ricki Fake)

Star Trek fans are happy
Meteorologists are low
According to armed forces
There�s just nowhere to go

Cause today for the first time
Slammin� like Jake the Snake
They are slithering into history
You better stop Playing Quake

It�s raining men, little green men
It�s raining men, take ten
So do not go out, avoid to hear their French accent;
"Support your secret Government"

It�s raining men, little green men
It�s raining men, how�s beyond our ken
Stand, firm, fight and shoot
Never play the Martians� flute

God damn cigarette man, he�s the Martians� human ho
He took down resistance, and he did it smooth but slow
Boobtrapped every angle, and rear-arranged the Gov
So that each and every Martian, could fall down from above

Stonehenge druids are happy
Proctologists they foam
They�re hoarding up the horses
The cows ain�t coming home

Cause today for the first time
During a half time break
Yeah, this weekday in history
You better fast come to grips

It�s raining men, little green men
It�s raining men, amen
It�s raining men, little green men
It�s raining men, amen

Repeat Chorus

� Peter Andersson. I checked this against a version I�ve recorded from the radio. That version might be a mix from the original though, I�m not really sure. If you�ll have pacing problems, take off points as you see appropriate (as always).

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Johnny "Not a Grey from Zeta Reticuli" D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Support your secret government --- abduct yourself!

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment

That�s a bumper sticker you�d like to see, right? :-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Darn! I�ve made a posting mistake, getting one of the lines in the second to last pharagraph wrong. (Or maybe it�s the cigarette man using his unlimited screw-up-influence?). This is how it should read:
Cause today for the first time
During a SOLAR �CLIPSE
Yeah, this weekday in history
You better fast come to grips

Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Must admit I wondered about that solar 'clipse myself. This was before the abduction, of course.

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