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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 4: The Black Knight"
Original Song Title:
"Black Knight"
Original Performer:
The Warlord
Parody Song Title:
"A Different View Pt. 4: The Black Knight"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Another famous scene from "The Holy Grail" - King Arthur's confrontation with the infamous Black Knight. Again, if you don't want anything spoiled, turn away & watch the movie, but if you don't care, then enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
[Arthur]:
I’ve been traveling day and night,
Searching for the bravest knights,
Good sir, will you take a spot
At my court of Camelot?
[Black Knight]:
Your offer does not interest me!
Now turn the other way and flee!
If you do not than you shall learn
All who cross my path will burn!
[Chorus – Black Knight]:
The Black Knight will move for no man!
The Black Knight’s invincible!
From deep in the forest, I will wait,
Hapless travelers I terminate!
[Arthur]:
I have no quarrel with you, man!
But if you shall disrupt my plans,
Then I will be forced to fight
And I will slay you, Black Knight!
[Black Knight]:
I move for no man, do you hear?
Be warned your end is very near!
If you shall try to go on by,
Then I am afraid you’ll die!
[Chorus – Arthur]:
Oh, Black Knight, you fought so bravely,
But this fight belongs to me!
Now you’re missing your arms and both your legs,
How can you crack me like an egg?
Oh, Black Knight, you fought so bravely,
But this fight belongs to me!
Now you’re missing your arms and both your legs,
How can you crack me like an egg?
[repeat until fade]
I’ve been traveling day and night,
Searching for the bravest knights,
Good sir, will you take a spot
At my court of Camelot?
[Black Knight]:
Your offer does not interest me!
Now turn the other way and flee!
If you do not than you shall learn
All who cross my path will burn!
[Chorus – Black Knight]:
The Black Knight will move for no man!
The Black Knight’s invincible!
From deep in the forest, I will wait,
Hapless travelers I terminate!
[Arthur]:
I have no quarrel with you, man!
But if you shall disrupt my plans,
Then I will be forced to fight
And I will slay you, Black Knight!
[Black Knight]:
I move for no man, do you hear?
Be warned your end is very near!
If you shall try to go on by,
Then I am afraid you’ll die!
[Chorus – Arthur]:
Oh, Black Knight, you fought so bravely,
But this fight belongs to me!
Now you’re missing your arms and both your legs,
How can you crack me like an egg?
Oh, Black Knight, you fought so bravely,
But this fight belongs to me!
Now you’re missing your arms and both your legs,
How can you crack me like an egg?
[repeat until fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting your limbs chopped off.
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Dylan - Come back here! I'll bite your legs off! ;D
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