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Song Parodies -> "I Know What Girls Like"

Original Song Title:

"I Know What Boys Like"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Waitresses

Parody Song Title:

"I Know What Girls Like"

Parody Written by:

metaphorsbwithu

The Lyrics

Every guy who's ever shopped for a girlfriend or wife knows how frightening that can be. Always a sure winner though is a cute and fuzzy stuffed animal or some similar toy. Every guy worth his salt learns how to sweet talk and give cute little unexpected gifts. On the other hand, why make one poor girl miserable (eventually) when you can make so many girls happy? Here's one guy who's made a career doing just that:
I KNOW WHAT GIRLS LIKE

Girls, girls
Hey you wanna know something?
Girls, girls
Girls like toys

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
I’ve got what girls want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I see them shopping (shopping)

I help them have fun
I try to sell them
When they want a sample
I always let them

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
Girls like to be pleased

I’ve got toy cats you’ve
Just got to see them
Teddies ain’t nothin’
Barely can stand them
They purr so gently
Like a real kitty
It’s fine and dandy
You want to stroke one

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
I’ve got what girls want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
Girls like to be pleased

This one’s on special
I will tell you
Give you a discount
‘cause you need it
I think you’ll like it
Just go ’n take it
You can return it
I won’t charge you
Meowww!

Girls, g-g-girls
Girls, g-g-girls

G-g-g-g-got what girls want
G-g-g-got

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
I’ve got what girls want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
Girls like to be pleased

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
Girls like to be pleased

Yeah, I know what girls like
Come on guys, you know that they’ll blush
Batteries included!

I know what girls like
I know what girls want
I know what girls like
I’ve got what girls want
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Now, tell me where you can get so much good advice for free! ;-)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1000 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm glad somebody knows - thanks for letting us in on the secret - I never would have figured it out on my own.
Mark Scotti - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
We're all "Clueless Joes". LOL!!!
Fiddlegirl - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I always *did* figure you for a guy who gives good vibes wherever he goes... ;)
Christie Marie M - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
To quote Steve Urkel in one of those Family Matters episodes: "If God invented women, he should have supplied a set of instructions." Great parody, though. 5's!
metaphorsbwithu - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
@ Timmy1000 - I've forgotten more than most guys will ever know - which isn't much. One thing's for sure. A happy girl makes a happy house. :-D

@ MarkS - That's part of what makes us so adorable. *lol*

@ Fiddlegirl - *blush* aww, thanks for taking the time give me a little buzz. :-)

@ Christie Marie - Oh, a lot fewer complications, I suppose, but the experimentation wouldn't be nearly as interesting. Thanks for getting it. ;-)
blackjack21 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody just hums right along.
AFW - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I think girls would like this parody..
metaphorsbwithu - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
@ blackjack21 - I think you're right. :-)

@ AFW - I think they'd be pleased too.
Guy - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Forsby - The old adage still works, I think. "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker". =;-) But then you are the expert who knows what the fairer sex likes. More guys should take the advice of this parody.

UnforTUNAtely a lot of guys are like the blind man at the fish market who just says, "Hello girls". =;-)

Nice switcheroo on the OS. Purrfect!
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
D@WG

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