Song Parodies -> Turning Japanese

Original Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

Original Performer:

The Vapors

  
Parody Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

About Janet Jackson....
I saw her picture
And the video
Of the exposure
I like it so
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do, no

Oh it's so fine
Yeah, Janet's boob
It's all uncovered
But what is this new
Thing she's wearing, a japanese nipple ring, ooh

It looks like a throwing star used by ninjas
Whatever though, it looks real cool
At least you can still see the nipple
So I can look at it and still drool
Nah I'm just kidding but it looks really cool and nice and round

She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so

I've got her picture printed out
And that night I taped the superbowl
I can look at it all I like
Thank you Janet Jackson, for being so bold
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and
turning 'round

She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so

One boob on tv is all it takes
To make everyone all want censorship
But I thought it was really kinda nice
It filled the superbowl with a lot of spice
A lot of spice

Oh, but she's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so

She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
She's turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
(think so, think so, think so)
Turning japanese I think she's turning japanese I really think so
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