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Song Parodies -> "Turning Veganese"

Original Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Vapors

Parody Song Title:

"Turning Veganese"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

I post a picture
Of broccoli stew
You typed "I love you"
I typed "me too"
I sit there staring when there's nothing better to do
I love its color
The stew is brown
Or is it hazel?
Looks soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
No meat, no eggs, no cheese, no honey
No suede, no silk, no fur, no fins from sharks
Everyone around me has a love for mangers
Omnivores avoids me like i’m pure danger

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vegan minstrel - January 16, 2020 - Report this comment
line 5 better pacing would be: "i sit there staring at it. i do live its hue." line 13 & 14 better pacing would be: "i have a doctor who's a strict vegan. he says he knows that my insides are well." after the final line, this line is perfect: "they're so dumb." audio demo at bit.ly/turning-veganese

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