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Song Parodies -> "Grab a Viagra"

Original Song Title:

"Abracadabra"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Grab a Viagra"

Parody Written by:

Rob S.

The Lyrics

Viagra is like magic... *Poof*… Boner
Help me up, I can’t stay down
My boner’s missing
Can’t be found
Can’t be found and boy it shows
Where it went, nobody knows

Every time I come up lame
You show up and erase my shame
Free from shame, full of desire
Viagra baby, you’re the pill I require

Grab a- grab a- Viagra
I couldn’t get up without ya
Grab-a-Viagra
Grab a Viagra

You get me up, you make me spry
I want to live, don’t want to die
Keep me yearning for some love
With a wang that I’m proud of

Grab a- grab a-Viagra
I couldn’t get up without ya
Grab-a-Viagra
Grab- a-Viagra

I feel the magic that you possess
I feel your magic when I undress
Booty tappin’, way past third base
Getting busy at a record’s pace

I see the magic when I rise
I feel the magic between my thighs
Just when I think you’re gonna go away
I pop that pill that makes you stay

Grab a-grab a-Viagra
I couldn’t get up without ya
Grab-a-Viagra
Grab-a-Viagra

Every time I come up lame
You show up and erase my shame
Free from shame, full of desire
Viagra baby, you’re the pill I require

Help me up, I can’t stay down
My affliction rises from the ground
Help me up, I can’t stay down
My affliction rises from the ground
Help me up, I can’t stay down
My affliction rises from the ground

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Greg Slick - March 11, 2019 - Report this comment
Or grab Cialis ... now you're ten feet TALL!
CML - March 11, 2019 - Report this comment
"Grab a Viagra" for a "Abbra Cadabra" is an inspired sub. Sometimes that's all you need. This is not to say the rest of the parody is weak, because it isn't -- best parody of the week, IMHO
Mad Hatter - March 11, 2019 - Report this comment
hee hee, when I need a Viagra I put it in my tea. You probably already guessed that.
Peter Andersson - March 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Best title switch I've seen in a while! :-)

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