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Song Parodies -> "Sheila Milk A Cow"
Original Song Title:
"Sheila Take A Bow"
Original Performer:
The Smiths
Parody Song Title:
"Sheila Milk A Cow"
Parody Written by:
Emily
The Lyrics
Sheila milk a sheila milk a cow.
Grab the udder and squeeze - Not the crotch dear!!
And take it home tonight,
Clean it and deport it and sell it at tesco.
Deport it and sell it at tesco!
Is it wrong to want to drink it alone?
No it's not wrong but I must moan
How can someone, so dry
Enter a cow's pubic zone
Sheila milk a sheila milk a cow.
Grab the udder and squeeze - Not the crotch dear!!
And take it home tonight,
Clean it and deport it and sell it at tesco.
Deport it and sell it at tesco!
Take it's udder and off we stride
La la la la la la la la
You're a human & it's a cow...
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Take it's udder and off we stride
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
You're a human & it's a cow...
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Sheila milk a sheila milk a cow
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Come out and find the udder that you love
Come out and find the udder you love
Grab the udder and squeeze - Not the crotch dear!!
And take it home tonight,
Clean it and deport it and sell it at tesco.
Deport it and sell it at tesco!
Is it wrong to want to drink it alone?
No it's not wrong but I must moan
How can someone, so dry
Enter a cow's pubic zone
Sheila milk a sheila milk a cow.
Grab the udder and squeeze - Not the crotch dear!!
And take it home tonight,
Clean it and deport it and sell it at tesco.
Deport it and sell it at tesco!
Take it's udder and off we stride
La la la la la la la la
You're a human & it's a cow...
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Take it's udder and off we stride
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
You're a human & it's a cow...
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Sheila milk a sheila milk a cow
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Come out and find the udder that you love
Come out and find the udder you love
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