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Song Parodies -> "Please Please Please Let Me Eat What I Want (From 'Pepto In Pink')"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (From 'Pretty In Pink')"

Original Performer:

The Smiths

Parody Song Title:

"Please Please Please Let Me Eat What I Want (From 'Pepto In Pink')"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan C.

The Lyrics

I decided to write a parody about food disorders and diabetes, two diseases my family and I have dealt with over the years. I am aware neither is no laughing matter, but I've decided spoofing The Smiths would be perfect for a tragi-comic ode to an stout-hearted gentleman's last wish.
Buffets for a change
See, the food I had
Can make a svelte man
Turn fat

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me eat what I want
This time.

Haven't had ice cream in a long time
See, the health I've had
Can make a well man sag

For once more in my life
Let me eat what I want
Doc knows, it could be the last time
Doc knows, it could be the last time

(Mandolin solo; then a big "Chomp!")
You have to admit even Morrissey should check his blood sugars.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 4   2
 5   2

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Jonathan C. - February 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think Mr. 1's is a Smiths fan. He definitely isn't a Jonathan C. fan.
Diabetic - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to admit that diabetes is no laughing matter. Jonathan C. should check his blood sugars before he imbibes in his buffet. :(

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