Oh you saliva, a germ-filled Petri dish
With that saliva, you might not want to kiss
Causes some to shudder, and some blushing red
Saliva comes dripping from your head


Saliva is the liquidy enzyme comin’ out through pores
Inside your mouth, an aid to digestions and coats your lips when sore
Saliva! That’s gross, dude, you shouldn’t let it show
Just keep it in your mouth now, won’t you bro?

My baby sucks his pacifier then causes some to gawk
When he takes it out, his chin is slick as he begins to talk
Saliva! It’s slobber, but you all don’t need to whine
Wipe him with a towel and he’ll be fine

Saliva’s often drooled at the dentist—the shot of novocain
Makes you lose much dignity to avoid phy-sic-al pain
Saliva! You tried hard to spit out in their bowls
But it all ends up all over your clothes


Now one day I had me a lover who become oh so afraid
Of the moisture that flew from my lips, I accidentally sprayed
Saliva! Now that is strange for her to be
Considering where her tongue was recently

Ew that saliva that transferred when we kissed
Oh that saliva, a finely flying mist
Is it any wonder diseases get spread?
Saliva, the cooties that get bred!


Oh you saliva, a germ-filled Petri dish
With that saliva, you might not want to kiss
Causes some to shudder, and some blushing red
Saliva comes dripping from your head!
Saliva comes dripping from your head!

Saliva comes dripping from your head!

Saliva comes dripping from your head!…