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The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Michaels Scaring Me"

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The Lyrics

Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me
They all look kinda scary
Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me
Keep 'em all away from me

Just look at Michael Eisner
Ran Disney enterprise
Michael's scaring me
Look at those evil eyes

Check out this other gimboid
Stipe is a freaky one
Michael's scaring me
Lose my religion!

Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me...

Now there's Michael Douglas
A long time off the screen
He shagged Catherine Zeta
Must be something in his genes

And here's the biggest nutjob
Jackson in the Neverland zone
Michael's scaring me
The damn fool lost his nose!

Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me

Michaels scaring me
Michaels scaring me...
Copyright 2008. Not enough verses to add Michael Richards. I mainly did this to get the tune out of my head.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Peter Andersson - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job on a short song but I think you should have saved the general idea for something more topical; Santa's scaring me, VP's scaring me, China's scaring me, (insert celeb fark-up just caught by paparazzi here)'s scaring me. Also you made a big spelling error in the Michael Douglas verse, it's "jeans", not "genes". ;-)
Agrimorfee - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't think another sub/rhyme for "Psycho" would be as good. :)
Jason - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Good. The security code for this comment is DUD which the parody certainly isn't
Matthias - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
What's in a name? Apparently 555 points is inside there.
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael as in Myers? Interesting concept. . .as usual my big comment on a contest parody comes in the contest though:)
Dr Music - August 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I think it was very good Agri, but some parts were lacking. So only 5-5-4 here. Don't worry, I know you can do better. There is nothing wrong with it at all- it's just it wasn't really good enough. There is someone who is much better than you, his name is Master Of Oz and he's the greatest parodist ever. You're good- but you're not as brilliant as he is, no offense. Pretty good song overall but lay-off the Michael Jackson jokes next time, okay? Good job though, keep trying.
Jason - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Doktor Muzak, Is there a real reason why you have to keep attacking Agrimorfee all the time? You think you or Master of Oz are better parodists? Well submit your entries to SOTM and lets see how well they do before you put your money where your mouth is.
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason. I've already appologised to everyone in here including ChuckyG. And we would need to be registered to that forum if we were to submit for song of the month. And that was not me attacking Agri with all those rants and insults- that was my evil twin Dr Madness. I have no hard feelings towards Agri at all, I actually enjoy his work even though some of it is surreal on most occassions. You're pretty cool too Jason. Ever thought about doing a duet with Agri sometime? You two would make a great singing duo. BTW, Agri- today your parody has been brought to by the number 5's. Here are five 5's just for you Agri. No hard feelings buddy, love ya.
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Dr...This is my final words on this battle that was only fought by one side. Firstly, if you are being sincere now, you are going to need to work up trust for me and the other folks around here, it may take some time. I will even drop the thought of your banishment from the site if things remain on a civil basis--with all participants, as well as myself. Thirdly, I will avoid commenting on your further works if that is your wish; understand that my sole intention for criticism is to guide other parody writers, not to be an ass. Fourthly, you should read more of my 200+ parodies to get a better idea of what I do. Lastly, signing an account at the board just takes your e-mail address and a password. Let's all continue to play nice. Ag out.
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I am willing to trust you Agri my man, in fact I really adore some of your work despite how completely weird it is at times. I've already read all the other 200 of yours and might I add that some of them are spot on- I mean you have serious potential as a comedian Agri. Ever thought about doing stand-up?
Matthias - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
The Michael Jackson jokes are a bit old so I'm glad that this isn't just about him, because you added others Mikes as well. Intresting idea for sure, but not the best I've seen you do.
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Good thing you did not mention Michael Richards from Seinfeld, I would have been severly upset if you did. Since Kramer is our favourite seinfeld character other than Jerry. We loved the episode Butter Shave where Kramer covers himself in butter.
Max Power - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael Eisner: Kali-lama...kali-lama...(reaches into a chest to rip a heart out)
bobpiecheese - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Peter, could've been better with something else instead of 'Michael'. And seeing as I'm only really familiar with one out of the four Michaels, I couldn't really get much outta this one. Better luck next time, I guess.
Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Strangely, I liked this one because I expected it to be about Michael Myers of Halloween fame, and he was the obvious one that was left out. In a quirky way, that made it unpredictable to me, and raised it.
Rex - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Love the concept, you did well with the short line lengths you had to work with.
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Again, interesting concept. I don't think it was one of your stronger efforts though Agri, no real funny lines here. Pacing was pretty much spot on, and it was well written, for what it's worth I think this OS was very limited in terms of what you had to work with.
Invisible Boy - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked the whole "Michael" idea Agri. I, as well, thought it was about that Halloween guy. I'm glad you surprized me. It also made me start thinking about other scary Michaels. Moore...Pacholek (kidding) etc.
Dr Music - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Lovin this song. Great stuff. And Max- I love your family guy quote.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry I was late, but there was SO much traffic! Anyway... Boo! And, yes, Michael Douglas inspires a deep emotion in me, too, but it's not fear. Rather, it's the other side of that coin: Rage!

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