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Song Parodies -> "100 Smiles: For Stu McArthur"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"100 Smiles: For Stu McArthur"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Mr McArthur, the Marquis of Melbourne, made it to 100 parodies yesterday. In addition to being a very talented parodist (don't get too bigheaded, sunshine...), he's also a great supporter of other people's work, including mine. So he bl**dy well deserves a tribute parody, OK?
p.s: this parody is the same mixture of gushing praise and good-natured insults which characterises our relationship...
Stu McArthurwrites some cracking parodies
His parodies are guaranteed to make me smirk
When I read 'emsometimes laugh so hard, I wee
Oh yeah, I wee myself (that's bad when I'm at work)

And I'm real proudcoz this feller's an Au-ssie
He's an aussie like me, oh geereally? Ooh-er!
And what a milestone.McArthur's scored a century
That's better than your average Aussie cricketer

McArthur's wrote 100 smiles
Hope McArthur writes 100 more
Century? It's more like 99
Coz "Crazy Nong" was pretty poor;-)

Avocadomango and boysenbe-rry
It's clear to me, my son, that you're obsessed with fruits
And AngelinaAngelina-na Jolie
You'd smile with glee to see her wearing kinky boots

SOTM (SOTM!)Two gold medals owned by thee
No jealousy from me: well, yes there is, but..hey!
Because a winnerwas a song all about me
(Do you still want that fifty bucks I said I'd pay?)

McArthur's wrote 100 smiles
And I'm sure we'll see 100 more
It's amazing work from a guy with three legs
Who's only 4 foot 4!!

Ha ha ha ha! (ha ha ha ha!)
Ha ha ha ha! (ha ha ha ha!)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha chuckle-ha giggle-ha hoo hoo! (repeat..if you want to)

Have you checked outparody 'bout Gwynnie P?
'Bout Gwynnie P? Well, if you haven't that's bad luck
And the one 'bout99 rubber boo-bies?
(Hey Kristof, that's enough free PR, you dumb schmuck)

So I'll end now (yes, I'll end now)and I'd fin'lly like to state
That Stu's a mate although we've never even met
And I'm wond'ring (boy, I'm wond'ring)what song he'll next desecrate
And now I've bought Depends so I don't get too wet

Three cheers for Stu's 100 smiles
If you're Stuarts agewell, that's five score
He's a champion, a Stuartiste
And funnier than Michael Moore

Ha ha ha ha!...oh, I can't be bothered; you all know the rest.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   8

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alvin rhodes - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
he's definitely my favorite 'stuart" on this site...5s
John Barry - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice tribute. Congrats to Stuart..
Rex - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this! And don't forget I'll be hitting 100 songs in, um, a couple of years...
Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great tribute and congratulations on hitting 200 with this one Kristof. Fives scored.
stuart mcarthur - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
"Crazy Nong" was NOT THAT BAD!!! LMAO - so, a bit short on ideas are we Kristof? Thanks a heap mate for this, but I do note that the unkind scoring so far might lower your averages - but don't worry - I'm sending an alert out to my thousands of world-wide fans asking them to bump up your votes, so if you scan upwards now, I'm sure you'll get a very pleasant surprise!! (D'Oh!) - but anyway it's about time us 100-year-old 4-foot-tall 3-legged parody-writers got some acknowledgement (btw that's NOT a third leg - many people have made that mistake...) - and, hmm, I think this deserves, let's see, a.....555 :-) - oh, and congrats on your 200 - almost halfway to 500 smiles!
MrMacphisto - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not much, but here's 15 smiles for Kristof and Stuart. 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankyou to the discerning few Stuart fans who voted on this....
Stu: Don't stress about the one low vote; if one wutless gunder wants to score me low without leaving feedback, I won't lose any sleep...and I'm not too bothered about numbers anyway. I was expecting the third leg joke; you're so predictable! ;-) Glad you enjoyed it!
Rex: I'll keep an eye out...;-)
Paul Robinsonq - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I DKTOS here, Kristof - but I noticed it was your #200...and suspected from the title that Stu might have just reached or crossed #100 at about the same time...some Double-Congrats, then, to our Aussie Contingent (and any other Aussie-types laying-about out there,

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