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Song Parodies -> "Crash Bandicoot"
Original Song Title:
"Crash"
Original Performer:
The Primitives
Parody Song Title:
"Crash Bandicoot"
Parody Written by:
Happy Sackboy
The Lyrics
Nobody on Amiright had ever done a parody of The Primitives' Crash, and perhaps I'd be the first...for years I'd been trying to do a song parody about Crash Bandicoot...especially when "Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time" was announced! I seemed to be running on empty until I had seen Angry Video Game Nerd's (AVGN) review of Incredible Crash Dummies for NES which ended with a parody of The Primitives' Crash...which sparked the idea...
Here he goes, spinning fast
Watch out now, his name is Crash
You should watch, watch your step
Just look out, he’s gonna beat Cortex
So watch, watch your mouth
Cause I won’t listen anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to wait some decades through
So what do you want of me
Got no words of sympathy
And if Crash can make it through
Dr. Cortex will be freakin’ screwed…
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Here he goes, spinning fast
Watch out now, his name is Crash
You don't know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
he’s been spinnin’ all over town
So watch, watch your mouth
Cause I won’t listen anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to wait some decades through
So what do you want of me
he’s my cure for misery
And if Crash can it through
Dr. Cortex is so freakin’ screwed…
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash...
Watch out now, his name is Crash
You should watch, watch your step
Just look out, he’s gonna beat Cortex
So watch, watch your mouth
Cause I won’t listen anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to wait some decades through
So what do you want of me
Got no words of sympathy
And if Crash can make it through
Dr. Cortex will be freakin’ screwed…
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Here he goes, spinning fast
Watch out now, his name is Crash
You don't know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
he’s been spinnin’ all over town
So watch, watch your mouth
Cause I won’t listen anyhow
I've had enough, enough of you
Enough to wait some decades through
So what do you want of me
he’s my cure for misery
And if Crash can it through
Dr. Cortex is so freakin’ screwed…
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash
Na na na na na na na na na
His name is Crash...
Crash Bandicoot and the characters belonging to the franchise belong to Activision.
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