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Song Parodies -> "Blastin' Rocket"

Original Song Title:

"Brass in Pocket"

Original Performer:

The Pretenders

Parody Song Title:

"Blastin' Rocket"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Got blastin' rocket
Full throttle, I'm gonna use it
Intention get you repentin'
Gonna make you, make you, make you, Hamas

Bulldozer you'll see up closer
Been driving, Pal housecleaning
Got reasons you won't find pleasin'
Gonna make you, make you, make you homeless

Gonna use my arms
Better use your legs
Make your house a pile
Drivin up your frontstep
Cause a bruise that lingers
Gonna use my Merkava MK3, son

'Cause I gonna make you see
There's pain to be felt here
Dished out by me
I'm special, I'm chosen
I know I have your complete attention
Listen to me

Got AIPAC, I can't miss a seat
Got Congress, no small feat
Got Dubya, got John Kerry too
Gonna make you, make you, make you vote us

Gonna use my charms
And I've got you pegged
Gotta like my style
Pull ya 'long in lockstep
Wrapped around my fingers
Gonna use my potent powers of persuasion

'Cause I gonna make you see
There's no one else matters
No one but me
I'm special, I'm chosen
I'm gonna have some 'cause you're beholden
Give it to me

Aimed at Likud and their minions, not the Jewish people in general.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Serafina - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job mac. Seems like I'm the first to vote and comment on this one, and it's only been on the site a couple days.
mac - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina. I was wondering if anyone remembered this song.
... - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was good. I know the song real well; it was a big hit 24 years ago, and has been played a lot on the radio ever since. 5-5-5.

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