I went back to Ohio,
But my kitty was gone.
Went for Ken-L Ration,
Realized, doggone!
Somehow, she had disappeared
Oh, my goodness gracious
My city had been renown
Possible Simpson’s places
(they say)
Oh no, way to go, Ohio

I thought, here in Ohio
Where my spirit had been drawn
No gators on my back porch
Pets might be safe at home
I was stunned and amazed
My blood, just felt it freeze
It sank in at last
She’s not up in a… tree
Oh No! way to go, Ohio

Story’s tracked to Ohio
But it’s going nationwide
Is there proof, very little
But the government, it sure has lied
Pet farms of Ohio
Have resupplied the shopping malls
Pet parent be aware
From Springfield, please heed the call
Said, OH NO!, WAY TO GO! Ohio