Song Parodies -> Dolores Umbridge Blues III
| Original Song Title: | "Wrapped Around Your Finger" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dolores Umbridge Blues III" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This one is my 13th Harry Potter song and my 9th HP parody of a song from "Synchronicity." I am reminding you viewers that I already wrote HP parodies of "Every Breath You Take" and "King Of Pain" before I wrote HP parodies of the 1st six songs from "Synchronicity." This parody is about when Harry and Hermione took Umbridge to the Forbidden Forest and the centaurs came and captured her. Though, they almost captured him and Hermione after they told them to never come back to the forest. Harry and Hermione felt so lucky after Grawp saved them from being captured.
Umbridge became a Hogwarts Headmistress
This made Dumbledore feel so much helpless
He used to be a Hogwarts Headmaster
Today, Umbridge dragged me out of her fire
Then I felt myself comin' to an edge
Wonderin' if she would wreck my knowledge
I felt the trouble hurtin' my chest
But I had to take her to the forest
Suddenly, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
All year, that dumb bitch put me in shame
Tonight, I'll fight that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
I will soon end his assassination
Umbridge treated Hogwarts like a prison
Minutes ago, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
That woman never once let me feel free
I kept hopin' Sirius would help me
Because he is my real godfather
I can't believe Umbridge kicked out the Headmaster
Minutes ago, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
Soon, we will no longer see her
This made Dumbledore feel so much helpless
He used to be a Hogwarts Headmaster
Today, Umbridge dragged me out of her fire
Then I felt myself comin' to an edge
Wonderin' if she would wreck my knowledge
I felt the trouble hurtin' my chest
But I had to take her to the forest
Suddenly, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
All year, that dumb bitch put me in shame
Tonight, I'll fight that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
I will soon end his assassination
Umbridge treated Hogwarts like a prison
Minutes ago, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
That woman never once let me feel free
I kept hopin' Sirius would help me
Because he is my real godfather
I can't believe Umbridge kicked out the Headmaster
Minutes ago, I felt so much better
Because the centaurs captured her
Soon, we will no longer see her
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