Song Parodies -> "Demolition Jew (Dr. Laura)"

Original Song Title:

"Demolition Man"

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Original Performer:

"Demolition Jew (Dr. Laura)"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this and another parody after I recalled seeing a SNL parody skit about Jewish Xmas songs. I also listened off and on to Dr.Laura Schlessinger's radio show a year before 9/11. I had heard so much about how controversial she was by "telling it like it is". So, if you listen to her (or other) talk shows and are familiar with their dynamics, perhaps you would appreciate this pun...

Tied to a stud who likes porno surf-ing,
Bills overdue 'cos he's just stopped work-ing;
You say that this man is not your dude,
Tell all your troubles to the "Demolition Jew";

Tied up with kids and your man is drink-ing,
"You married a bum! Now, what were you thinking!"
You say that "shacking" is the thing to do,
Don't mention that to the "Demolition Jew!"

(I'm a)
Talking nightmare,
I'm a radio demogogue,
I play "standing room only" at your local synogogue,
I won't run, you can't hide,
There's no taming of this shrewd,
I'm your child's best friend,
I'm the "Demolition Jew"

"Don't call me up with a boat load of crap!",
I'm not your pet who will crawl up in your lap;
Cos' you can try and "pull the wool",
I'm nobody's fool, I'm the Demolition Jew

(I'm a)
Talking nightmare,
I'm a radio demogogue,
I play "standing room only" at your local synogogue,
You can't run, I won't hide,
There's no taming of this shrewd,
I'm your child's best friend,
I'm the Demolition Jew

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