Song Parodies -> "Rumsfeld"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

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Original Performer:

"Rumsfeld"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to Secretary of Defense Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld, an unreconstructed Cold Warrior

(instrumental intro)

Rumsfeld...
Has to have Stars Wars for the far Right.
Fight isn't over.
He just has to sell every weapon in sight.

Rumsfeld...
Your missle shield can't stop a plane in flight.
But it eats up money.
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right.

Rumsfeld...
Has to have Stars Wars for the far Right.
Rumsfeld...
Has to have Stars Wars for the far Right.

Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...

(instrumental break)

'Cause Dubya looks to you
To tell him just what to do.
The global treaties Bush would repeal
Are just another arms merchant ploy.
Dubya's mind is made up.
Tell Dubya to wake up!
Tell that dunce, give him hell once again.

Rumsfeld...
Has to have Stars Wars for the far Right.
Rumsfeld...
Has to have Stars Wars for the far Right.

Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...
Stars Wars for the far Right...

(repeat last refrain and fade)

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