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Song Parodies -> "Eat with Plastic Spoon (Asylum Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Walking on the Moon"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Eat with Plastic Spoon (Asylum Song)"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Been locked in this asylum
Since two thousand two
Shoot me up with serum
Locked in quiet room
I'll be here forever
No laces in shoes
Eating meals together
Eating with, eat with plastic spoon

I can't have sharp object
Just have plastic spoon
Suffering from neglect
No visits since June
There's bars on my windows
Outside birds sing tune
Masturbating in my pillows
Just eat with, Just eat with plastic spoon

Doctors say
That I should be put away
Always look to find a way
Some day
I will get so far away
Some day
No more plastic trays

They lock me in this jacket
Took my plastic spoon
'Cause I made a racket
Love my plastic spoon
Doctors think they clever
Hiding plastic spoon
We are still together
My best friend, best friend plastic spoon

When I eat
Plastic spoon give food to me
Lunch tray
Got mashed potatoes today
Tomorrow might be my day
But the doctors say

Lock him up, lock him up

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
A spoonful of fives.
mac - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is genius... one of the most original, interesting concepts I've seen here... hope you get well, and get out soon.
Oxo - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Makes more sense than the original lyrics!

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