There's a tv show about New York today
It's the same old show as yesterday
There's a parcel caught in deliverance
There's a ragtag gang of second chance

A delivery man that wasn't really mean
His name is Doug the grass is always green
His wife is Carrie she's cooking Bush's baked beans
It's not his destiny to be the King of Queens

There's a tv show about New York today
Arthur's still down there
It's the same old show as yesterday
Arthur's still down there
There's a parcel caught in deliverance
Arthur's still down there
There's a ragtag gang of second chance
Arthur's still down there

A delivery man that wasn't really mean
His name is Doug the grass is always green
His wife is Carrie she's cooking Bush's baked beans
It's not his destiny to be the King of Queens

There's Deacon,who lives with his wife
That's my apartment
There's Arthur Spooner,he's not smelly
That's my apartment
There's a special guest appearance by Brad Garrett
That's my apartment
There's a Yankees home game against the Mets
That's my apartment

A delivery man that wasn't really mean
His name is Doug the grass is always green
His wife is Carrie she's cooking Bush's baked beans
It's not his destiny to be the King of Queens

There was Doug,he is not a cartoon boy
Carrie has no time left to annoy
Arthur was Carrie's father too
Another episode right back to you

King of Queens

There are New York Jets at Shea stadium
New York Jets are there
The opponent will be the St. Louis Rams
New York Jets are there
There's a tv show about New York today
It's the same old show as yesterday

A delivery man that wasn't really mean
His name is Doug the grass is always green
His wife is Carrie she's cooking Bush's baked beans
It's not his destiny to be the King of Queens

King of Queens
King of Queens
King of Queens
I'll always be King of Queens