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Song Parodies -> "Everything You Bake"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Everything You Bake"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dedicated to the School Cafeteria Crew.
Everything you bake
All the junk you make
Everything you bake
All the angel food cake
I've been watching you

Every single day
During lunch hour--HEY!
We pay buck 35
For stuff that's alive
We are saying "Boo!"

Thinking of the food you bake, everything you bake
Every burger you fry, it is no lie
We've been watching you

Since yesterday, I've been gone without a trace
I was at the Food & Drug Administration's place
I talked to them about the cooks they should replace
They sent to me some inspectors who'll check your place
They won't leave, even with a big "PLEASE!"

Oh,.day by day at our school cafe
We sure don't feel safe
We get a stomach ache

Everything you bake
All the junk you make
Dear ladies and men, it can't happen again
They'll be watching you
All the moves you make, all the time you take
They'll be watching you...

(ad lib to fade)

Copyright 1983, Agrimorfee An oldy moldie in my collection, this was actually first published in my junior high-school newspaper. Whether this actually changed the the school lunch program (or even the world), I have my doubts. :)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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 4   2
 5   1

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Polly the Parrot - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought I'd come check out one of your songs after you paced mine with a four. Wow. A four from you is a backhanded compliment!
Agrimorfee - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I call 'em as I see 'em, and so do you, evidently. :) I've written better, I've written worse. Check out more of mine, and I will be happy to check out what else you come up with. Cheers.
POLLY THE PARROT - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Ag, was that u who 1'd THICKET TO HIDE? :-D Cheerios
Agrimorfee - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pol--No, never read it.
KintarosTiger - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Man, if only my school made angel food cake XD This is nice.

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