Young teacher, the disgust,
of schoolgirl gass-sity.
She lets one, so badly,
God knows, let that one be.
Inside her, there's bean soup,
this girl's just letting it out.
The students can smell it,
They start to growl and pout.

Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.
Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.

Her friends are so gaseous,
you know how bad girls get.
Sometimes it's not so easy,
to let one out that's wet.
Frustration, constipation,
so bad it makes him fart.
Wet long one, she's waiting,
it will get real tart.

Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.
Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.

Loose gas in the classroom,
so bad they try and try.
Strong smells in the staffroom,
the accusations fly.
It's no use, she lets one,
they start to shake and sneeze,
some faint and one throws up,
while one guy needs a breeze.

Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.
Don't fart,
Don't fart so,
Don't fart so close to me.

(Repeat and then fade)