You consider me a younger freshman
Caught between the big kids in the hall.
Gettin' jabbed in the chest by your big finger
'Cause you're just a bigger, tougher senior

I have only come here seeking knowledge,
Getting education for a college.
I can see your muscles and strong bones,
Now it is time to say "adios!"

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...

Mr. Big-And-Bad is not your name!
Still you look content to pound and maim
I will listen hard to your threatening,
Or else it will be me that you're pounding.

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...

Seniors that want to gang up and beat me,
I'll be running, hoping you won't meet me
I will punch your face to chicken liver,
As you start to shake and cry and quiver.

I'll be picked on by the seniors...
I'll be picked on by the seniors...
Whoaaaa-ohh!